watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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