before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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