I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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