I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Randomize
