Me too!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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