So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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