Do vagina's smell?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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