my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
