shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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