she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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