I heard we made out
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
The best revenge is premature balding
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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