i think my tv is drunk
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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