Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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