it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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