Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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