You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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