like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
bring money and cleavage
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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