Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't make out with my wife yet
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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