Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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