...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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