uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I will pee on everything he values.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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