:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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