Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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