He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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