Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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