what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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