Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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