in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
