Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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