i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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