Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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