Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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