question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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