I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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