when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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