I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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