yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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