yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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