nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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