he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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