kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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