yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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