Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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