my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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