yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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