You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm bleeding and have questions
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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