Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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