Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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