AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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