Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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