It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it's not cheating when I paid for it
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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