I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
